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B4K2BA6
06-21-2009, 04:13 PM
...what would you say to her? I'd probably say "Hey, what's up?!" and introduce myself, maybe ask to take a picture and an autograph, and give her a hug if she was up to it (hopefully she'd be nice enough to, right guys? ;D) What would YOU say? Would you do something relative to me, or would you get all nervous, and have your knees buckle on ya? Ha Ha! Just playing. +rep me, and discuss! :cool:

pcNorth_mOnster
06-21-2009, 07:05 PM
i would ask for a pic and autograph and ask for a hug same as u i guess

TheAnimal22
06-21-2009, 07:48 PM
Ask for her to autograph her playboy.

UltraParadise
06-21-2009, 08:35 PM
I would say "great job" she is doing and give her one of my drawings. :p

B4K2BA6
06-22-2009, 04:38 PM
Your drawings are amazing, I might add. :)

LOKO117
06-26-2009, 11:41 AM
I'd probably say whats up and tell her I'm a fan. Probably get her autograph and a pic. I'd stay cool though...she's just another person after all ;)

FPS
06-26-2009, 11:46 AM
I'd probably say whats up and tell her I'm a fan. Probably get her autograph and a pic. I'd stay cool though...she's just another person after all ;)

She's just the most gorgeous and sexy woman of all-time.

chillbilly24
06-26-2009, 01:57 PM
i would do barrel rolls if she asked XD, but ask for a autograph and maybe if she would like do a small interview for my website

yotobari288
06-27-2009, 12:55 PM
I dont even know if Id go up to her. depends on if she seems to be in a hurry or not. If she seemed like she wasnt busy and just hanging around, I would go up and say hi and introduce myself and then try to make small talk.
then ask for an autograph and a pic maybe; i dont overly know XD

you dont know what you would really do if you were in that situation until youre in that situation.

Thomasu
06-27-2009, 01:29 PM
If the situation permitted I would approach her.

Like, if there was some unique situation happening at the time that i could relate with her about and make small talk I would totally approach her.

But if the only reason was to say hi and ask for an autograph and awkwardly walk away like that's all I wanted from her, then I wouldn't.

Der_Metzgermeister
06-27-2009, 02:23 PM
I would place right hand on left boob and then squeeze gently.

I would then say "it is polite to squeeze a ladies breasteses in my country."
:toast:

FPS
06-27-2009, 03:38 PM
I would place right hand on left boob and then squeeze gently.

I would then say "it is polite to squeeze a ladies breasteses in my country."
:toast:

That's a lovely first impression. I'd like to know what you'd do at a Playboy party.

Der_Metzgermeister
06-27-2009, 06:30 PM
That's a lovely first impression. I'd like to know what you'd do at a Playboy party.

first impressions are overrated

good question what would I do at a playboy party...

body paint a twister board on my body and offer the playmates a nice friendly game of twister...

left face red, that chikas booty, right hand yellow some playmates breasteses.
forehead green get in between...

these are the unwritten rules of combat.
:P

Awesomemans
06-27-2009, 07:10 PM
I would whip out my dick and ask if I'm worthy.

UltraParadise
06-27-2009, 08:29 PM
haha u guys are crazy :D

r34p3r_13
06-27-2009, 08:58 PM
Well...i would have to go up to her.... but im too young to ask her to sign a playboy... but maybe she'll think that's cute and give me a kiss;)...idk. definitely an autographed picture and a hug though.... i would be SOO nervous though...

Congrats to Miss Olivia on her Playboy cover:toast:

JasonCrews
06-29-2009, 11:27 PM
:)i'd walk up to her shake her hand hug her if she would let me. then talk to her and when i'm done walk away just actting like she is another human on this planet which she is.:toast: granded she is rich and beautiful.

JPjuice23
06-29-2009, 11:40 PM
Its very easy to meet Olivia when you live in the San Diego or LA area. I'm not trying to brag or anything, since some of you people would give $10,000,000 bucks to be able to hug her, but I met her at Comic-Con last year, at the Ninja Warrior Santa Monica thing. I would love to meet her again at Comic-Con, but its gotten way to ****ing big over the last 2 years :/

donman77
06-30-2009, 01:09 AM
:toast: i would ask her to marry me

Roastbeefy
06-30-2009, 01:52 AM
If I just saw her in like a grocery store or walking down the street or something, I'd approach her and just be myself. I'm not like a drooling-over-her-playboy-cover type of fan but I am a big fan of her and AOTS so I wouldn't want the opportunity to just fly by me.

king_krazie_87
06-30-2009, 08:38 AM
i would make tell her that i love watching her on attack of the show, if i had a her playboy handy i would ask if she could autograph it, and i would ask for a hug. :D but in reality i would not know how any of that would go like but hopefully well since she is absolutely gorgeous and i would probably fall to my knees in awe lol!

LakerFan916
07-03-2009, 11:23 PM
honestly i would make small talk with her make her laugh a lil ask her for her number if she gave it to me i would take her out somewhere nice treat her like the beautiful woman she is and see where it takes me. on the show i hear her talk about all the boyfriends shes had and i think i could show her not all guys are the same and i think she would be impressed by me.:)

urmom0526
07-04-2009, 04:41 AM
I'd be nervous, but I'd try to be myself and be cool about it.

Der_Metzgermeister
07-04-2009, 07:20 PM
I would ask her why has she been stalking me on the Xbox360 pretending to be a white supremacist.

thats why I have a Ps3 now...

:P

FPS
07-05-2009, 06:49 AM
I would ask her why has she been stalking me on the Xbox360 pretending to be a white supremacist.

thats why I have a Ps3 now...

:P

I bet she was acting like a white supremacist, since she's Chinese, German, and Irish. ;)

JonnieLasVegas
07-05-2009, 08:04 AM
I would grab her ass & take the slap that came with it! It would be so worth it!

Sora_Dora
07-05-2009, 08:36 AM
Nothing, even if she asked me for money, I'd tell her to get a job.

Der_Metzgermeister
07-05-2009, 08:56 AM
I bet she was acting like a white supremacist, since she's Chinese, German, and Irish. ;)

the name Munn is Italian...

German, Irish and Chinese huh?

FPS
07-05-2009, 11:38 AM
the name Munn is Italian...

German, Irish and Chinese huh?

My arguement is done here. Italian, eh? (http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/munn-family-crest.htm)

Awesomemans
07-05-2009, 01:31 PM
Wait, now I know what I would do. I would touch her boob. She'd be like "What the ****?" and I'd be like "RAAAGE!" as zombies would rise from the ground and I'd get them to carry her to a sacred pyramid where she would have to preform a sacred ritual where she takes off all her clothes and does 5 backflips.

Der_Metzgermeister
07-05-2009, 01:40 PM
My arguement is done here. Italian, eh? (http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/munn-family-crest.htm)

you are arguing?
since when?

How do you know that website is reliable?

it looks like one of those sites where you can buy a star...

now continuing with the topic..
I would shake her hand aggressively and make her teets jiggle...

then I would tell her the one on the right winked at me and how that is very rude...

lol!


but in all honestly I dont think I would really say anything to her, what would I say?

Hi hello, I saw your playboy picture, you are not nude at least not that nude, now go home and think about what you have done...
:toast:

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07-05-2009, 06:55 PM
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07-05-2009, 06:59 PM
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07-05-2009, 07:02 PM
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Der_Metzgermeister
07-05-2009, 07:38 PM
this is what I would really do...

...

....

bite her in the butt...
:toast:

agsd
07-05-2009, 08:24 PM
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FPS
07-06-2009, 01:40 PM
error error error

What can't you compute? Ha Ha!

Der_Metzgermeister
07-07-2009, 09:20 AM
this is what I would really do...

...

....

bite her in the butt...
:toast:

silly me...

on THEE butt not IN thee Butt...

:P

DTX
07-07-2009, 10:35 AM
Probably something like this...

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tianno
07-08-2009, 05:56 AM
would ask her to put me in a tight sleeper hold then tell her what a complete Goddess she is.

babyscottback
07-08-2009, 06:38 AM
Would definitely say hi, just to say that I did it. A picture would be great too, the woman is gorgeous. If a gaming console were near, ask for a game, haha.

LtGeordiLaforge
07-09-2009, 09:20 PM
I probably would squeel like a little girl and puke a little

Tinderbox
07-13-2009, 05:22 PM
I would stand there frozen stiff like that guy in the car wax commercial lol.:cool:

Albert207
07-15-2009, 09:41 AM
I would buy her a pie, and bribe her into visitng my YT channel, than tell all her friends about it. Idunno, thats all I could think of in those few minutes.

androsmitty
07-15-2009, 09:44 AM
I would probably die from heart failure or somthing which would suck because I'm in pretty good shape.:blownaway:

DiNoSkills
07-22-2009, 09:33 PM
Probably something like this...

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Ha Ha Ha! a little creepy, but VERY funny! Oh, and this reply is pretty much the correct answer for everyone here.

Here's an example, "Oh, Hi Olivi....aaaahhhh! ummmmm, that's never happened to me before, I swear!" lol

DiNoSkills
07-22-2009, 10:58 PM
I would just tell her the time.

This way I could brag to my friends later that I told Olivia Munn what time it was. :toast:

SparkX32
07-23-2009, 12:40 AM
if i met her i would jus say hello and try 2 get a picture of her kissing me on the cheek haha :cool:

Dre_Gizzle
07-23-2009, 08:58 AM
i'd would faint and then once i wake up tell her how great she is :notworthy:

rocketman23
07-23-2009, 10:45 AM
i'd would faint and then once i wake up tell her how great she is :notworthy:
I would do the very same thing but start drooling:dead:

Hack_1nf3cti0n
07-23-2009, 11:57 AM
just say hi gine a little intro ask her to sign something such as a pic or my chest if nothing else haha then ask for a hug (grab a little something maybe) then leave and give a thumbs up to my friends haha

ValTheRussian
07-23-2009, 02:47 PM
Casual "Hey" and see if I can get an interesting convo going.

I don't like autographs. They are useless and annoying.

jammer760
07-23-2009, 03:39 PM
id **** her =P

FPS
07-23-2009, 03:52 PM
id **** her =P

Have some respect towards her... :facepalm:

kareem_of_wheat
07-23-2009, 09:10 PM
I'd hit her with a taser.

eaglesfreak38
07-23-2009, 11:48 PM
Id be very nice to her and try to make her laugh. Then Id try to get her number.

ZombieToad
07-25-2009, 11:39 AM
I would hit the guy closest to me in the nads with a taser. That'll get you remembered >.>

Slow_Cheetah
07-30-2009, 11:38 AM
Would thank her wholeheartedly for getting me a writing job on AOTS.... *wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more*

slayer61
07-31-2009, 11:53 AM
i will have a heart attack if i saw her

Completist
07-31-2009, 12:08 PM
Honestly, I'd try my damnest NOT to make myself look like a complete idiot. But....knowing I'll fark that anyway - run the opposite way, crying like a little bitch. :hiding:

lilfisticuffer
07-31-2009, 07:17 PM
id **** her =P

Yeah man have some respect.
but i would probably babble a bunch of nothing for a while then just tell shes a really awesome person, has a really great personality and more women should be like her lol and ask for her number so we can go out sometime (just as friends i mean i am only 15 ha :))

awalker
07-31-2009, 10:25 PM
I met Olivia at comic con and I was in awe. I couldn't even begin to tell you what I said to her. She was incredible kind and generous to me and all her fans. Hope to meet her again at comic con 2010.

McKinstry420
08-03-2009, 06:27 AM
I probably would sound like a rambling idiot, but I would try to be cool because i bet she gets that alot

FearNoArt
08-04-2009, 11:58 AM
Is this a serious thread? >.>

It's like asking, "Hey man, what do you do in the bathroom?"

"Uhm, take showers, brush my teeth, maybe take a ****... The same as you I guess."

There really can't be that big of a variety.

Kevinis
08-04-2009, 12:01 PM
If I met her in person, I'd walk away in disgust.

PrettieRikki
08-05-2009, 11:32 PM
Id be very nice to her and try to make her laugh. Then Id try to get her number.
haha this is all funny! you probably have sweat all over your shirt trying to get to her. what the hell are you going to do with the number besides bother her all day long, sell it on ebay or geEkBAY?:confused:

wimpy77
08-07-2009, 07:30 PM
it would be cool ive heard she's nothing but incredibly nice.

CaptainCutlass
08-07-2009, 07:51 PM
I would ask her what's the deal with the 'fatties' section on her site? Rather mean-spirited if you ask me.

Lunar_Jazz
08-08-2009, 04:54 AM
I'd eat her pie. ;)

XGamerXKing
08-08-2009, 08:53 AM
I'd probably say hi and tell her she is awesome, introduce myself, probably get her autograph.

nIANja909
08-10-2009, 10:36 PM
I would seduce her with my rugged good looks and boyish charm. Take her back to my flat. Then lose my virginity...

... With another woman right in front of her. And probably ask for her autograph, then ask her to leave immediately.

Either that or just be like "Uh... It's 10:33..."

thebutler93
08-11-2009, 06:33 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the guys here wouldn't be outside to be able to see her.

nIANja909
08-11-2009, 07:26 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the guys here wouldn't be outside to be able to see her.

Ok you win

iDre
08-11-2009, 11:13 PM
I'd be star struck for only a second, just enough time to make an ass of myself.

jordan_aka_zayne
08-14-2009, 02:01 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the guys here wouldn't be outside to be able to see her.
Dude this isn't "if you didn't meet her" the foum is called if you did meet her... don't be such a hater man.

If i saw her I would be totally star struck and then just try and have a conversation with her about Aots or video games, or just anything that I know she would be down to talk about... you know they should have a contest... YOU CAN WIN A DATE WITH OLIVIA... but then it would be too much like tila tequila or what ever that bitches name is.

Completist
08-16-2009, 02:35 PM
If I met her in person, I'd walk away in disgust.

OK, Mr Tingle.

Scorpionsaysfight
08-20-2009, 07:52 PM
Honestly I would introduce myself, ask her to sign an autograph, and maybe even a tip for donig such a good job.I would do the same thing for kevin.

alien369
08-27-2009, 03:24 PM
If I were to even see her id punch myself in the face cause id be so happy. Just like the time my friend actually got a kiss on the cheek from herm i punched myself in the face cause it was either me or him!:eek:

__Monkey__
08-31-2009, 07:31 PM
Id get a handfull in and run like hell

kareem_of_wheat
08-31-2009, 11:09 PM
jeesus... i can't believe this thread is still alive. i would ask her if i can punch her in the thigh.

xzavur
09-01-2009, 06:25 AM
i would ask her to play me in SF4 and loser would have to were a chun li costume

jpollock
09-01-2009, 12:56 PM
i would ask to do her laundry and steal all her panties and then use the dna from the hair i find and clone her, wait, would there be hair in there?

CaptainCutlass
09-01-2009, 04:45 PM
?

jake75
09-01-2009, 06:30 PM
i would just ask if i could get a photo of her with my phone then go home make copies and sell it to my friends:)

Albert207
09-02-2009, 05:12 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the guys here wouldn't be outside to be able to see her.


Oooooh, Epic pwnage, but i live in Canada anyways, really low chance I d meet her

kareem_of_wheat
09-02-2009, 07:21 PM
if she was close enough to recognize, more than likely i would be in violation of a restraining order against me...so i suppose if this situation came up, i would quickly move back to the required 200 feet.

supermave
09-02-2009, 09:37 PM
I'd give her a ps3 & my PSN ID :eek:

__Monkey__
09-02-2009, 09:51 PM
I'd give her a ps3 & my PSN ID :eek:

thats not all you would give her.

Schuey2k2
09-02-2009, 10:52 PM
I would ask her what kind of gas mileage she gets in that BMW of hers!

.

No, really, I don't know what I'd say. I'd probably get all weak in the knees and mutter something in gibberish, sounding like a total idiot.

:misspoke: